YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why am I not at Governor's School?

The people here are great, but the food totally sucks ass! I think I'm going to go on a diet just because there's just nothing to eat. I need food badly...

Well, so I go to the beach for a while, commit myself to hard labor for a few days (read: my laundry dating back to December '98) and I come beck and find... nothing. Well, I hope Lin's right about everyone going away for the summer.

Speaking of which, tomorrow I'm leaving for Governor's School, about which I a very excited. I would try to portray just how excited, but I tried that yesterday on the phone with Nene (who is going in Spanish) and I think I scared her. Or scarred her, depending on the number of Rs you find to be more exciting. In preperation (or pepperation, again your choice) I did a whole crap load of work today. At least I know that my room will be spotless when I get back, but the rest of it was housework, and will be undone by my family so I'll have to do it again during my 3 day break. Well, that is assuming that my grandmother (or gradmother) doesn't rampage through my stuff while she's staying in my room while I'm gone. ...Ugh, now that I think about it, that is *very* likely... ok, that settles it, I'm locking up all the drugs and sex pictures before I leave.

*However* I will have internet from my laptop in my dorm room, so it may not seem like I'm gone at all to you guys! Of course, this means my mom will email me and call me (my cell phone works too) instead of sending me mail. That makes me feel sad. Nothing's more fun then getting mail and care packages in the mail.

I'll be sure to keep you guys posted... ok, probably. I'm bringing my camera and you know what that means...

In other news, I have had lots of good, clean, rhinestone action with my newly purchased Bedazzler. Don't laugh. Everyone wants a Bedazzler.

Also, I got new shaving lotion that smells like orange Creamsavers (which smell like Dreamcicles). At first this seemed like a fantastic idea, but I keep getting the urge to take a bite out my own thigh...

losing my mind, loooosing my mind .... did i *actually* volunteer for this? yeah, alright, *lost* my mind *loooost* my mind. um, yeah. leaving for the beach on saturday!!! aaggh!! i can't wait, i have *got* to get out of here. anyway, what are people doing this summer besides lin going to china? i'm bored (when not entertaining self w/ thoughts of torturing children), someone talk to me!

children=evil. honest, as lin says, they're eating my soul. i'm going back to meredith to help w/ the lamar stringfield music camp again this week. those kids are deceptively cute. they're cute and horrid. i gotta remember to restock on those pain pills. maaan, it's gonna be a *long* week. my sister's running cross-country next year, right? well, she is, and so since she doesn't wanna run alone, i get to drag my sorry ass outta bed before 7 in the morning to run. *every day*. so i'm being forced into normal sized clothing, etc. at least i'm looking slightly better. however, is it worth it? hell no. anyway, more updates on my boring life, what a promise, huh? well hey, i've got nothing better to do. i'm going to the beach in a week!!! so can't wait. going to japan in like ... too many weeks. yeah, winter break. oh dear god, it can't be any farther away can it? ugh. cute stuff, come to me now!!!

Coming up next... someone other than Linda!

not that I'm complaining, but we gotta get some variety on this beast.